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Lilo and Stitch: Hamsterviel's Revenge - Part 8

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PART EIGHT

(Kolobos opens his eyes to find himself in Hamsterviel's lab. He is laying down on a board but not strapped down due to already being paralysed. He can, however, move his head around and talk, and sees Hamsterviel, Pestus, and a few Leroy clones in the room with him.)
Hamsterviel: Wakey-wakey rise and shine! (Laughs) Nice of you to join us, Mr. English!
(Up in the vents, Bonnie and Clyde are still there and watching.)
Bonnie: (whispers) Oh, no. They got Kolobos.
Hamsterviel: You like where I'm hiding in my hiding place?
Kolobos: (tired and sarcastic) Well to be honest, it's boring. The walls could really do with a paint job.
Pestus: Alright, listen here! You may think you can be a funny, wisecracking machine of sarcasm with a shrimpy little hamster...
Hamsterviel: Shrimpy! WHAT?
Clone #1: He's right, you know, boss.
Clone #2: Yeah, you are pretty short.
Clone #3: Shorter than us as a matter of fact.
Clone #4: And Lilo.
Hamsterviel: I am not short! You're all just tall! Really, really tall in comparison!
Pestus: Anyway... (to Kolobos) Don't even think about trying any funny stuff with me, you got it?
(Pause, he steps away from Kolobos again, leaning against the wall.)
Pestus: You seem surprised to see me.
Kolobos: Well between being frozen, living in Planet Turo and then living on Earth, it has been about 40 years in total.
Pestus: I know! And can you believe I've stayed so healthy?
Kolobos: I can't believe you've even stayed alive. I'd have thought after 40 years, "somebody" would've caught you.
Pestus: The galaxy is full of idiots, they'd never have caught me. I feel fortunate that my family was full of smart people.
Kolobos: What do you mean?
Pestus: Well, your mother cryogenically froze you when you were a child, presumably so that you could live your life when it seemed safe from my terror? She was very smart... and very brave.
(Pause, Kolobos looks angry at the way Pestus said those last words.)
Pestus: And that display out there? Burning the ground to make the Leroys retreat, then I hear you ran up and down and all across the walls to avoid their gunfire! That's impressive, I was genuinely impressed! Strong, fast, smart, and clearly determined to save the one in great danger. (Pause, he chuckles confidently.) Jumba has raised you well, my son.
Kolobos: Don't call me your son.
Pestus: Why not? I am your father after all.
Kolobos: You are not my father!
Pestus: What do you want to say? (Jokingly) Sorry I wasn't around?
Kolobos: I don't want you to say anything to me. You're a monster and that's it. Now... where's Lilo?
(Short pause, Pestus does not say anything, instead he nods at Hamsterviel, who picks up a walkie-talkie and uses it to contact Ruby.)
Hamsterviel: OK Ruby, I think we're ready to connect.
(As Hamsterviel hangs up, Kolobos is turned to see the screen on the wall. A ringing tone is heard for a moment until Ruby connects. She stands in the imprisonment room next to Lilo.)
Ruby: Aloha, cousins!
Kolobos: Lilo!
Lilo: Kolobos! Are you OK?
Kolobos: Yeah.
(Short pause, Kolobos starts to tear up.)
Kolobos: Yeah, I'm OK. I'm not hurt, my body's just been paralysed. (Pause) Are you OK, did they hurt you?
Lilo: No. (Pause) But I am really scared, Kolobos. I know what they plan to do, I just don't know what's gonna happen!
Kolobos: It's OK, Lilo, it'll be alright. Listen, I'm scared too, OK? There's nobody here more scared than me. But I promise you, we'll get out of here. OK. I'll figure out a way. (Pause) Nobody gets left behind.
Lilo: Or forgotten.
(Short pause, Lilo and Kolobos look at each other with scared looks, before Pestus cuts back in to the conversation.)
Pestus: Like father and daughter.
(Hamsterviel and Ruby grin evilly.)
Hamsterviel: (sarcastic) What a heartfelt moment!
Ruby: Oh yeah, that's definitely one for the family memories DVD. Oh, by the way Kolobos, that reminds me.
(Ruby picks up three containers, each containing the experiments Fibber, Nosy, and Snafu, all three of which are asleep.)
Ruby: Got some more of your little cousins as well.
(She puts them down, and then picks up a fourth container, with Clip inside. She is knocked out cold, and has her hands locked together with shackles.)
Ruby: And I just got this little snitch too, and she probably ain't gonna have long left to live.
(She giggles, and Kolobos looks angrier than before. Bonnie and Clyde watch in the vents, both looking very worried.)
Bonnie: (whispers) This is really bad, Clyde. Do you think Chris got out?
Clyde: (whispers) I don't know, but I'm going to find out. You stay here, I'll go look for him.
(Clyde quietly starts crawling through the vent, to the right. As he crawls through, he stops at the gate below Leroy's room, and looks through to find it empty.)
Clyde: Nothing. He must've gotten away.
(Feeling relieved, he begins to move backwards, but then finds himself unable to move. Confused, he turns his head to the right to notice his right arm and his body wedged in together. He tries to move them backwards and forwards to release them, but has no success.)
Clyde: Oh you gotta be kidding me.
(Bonnie continues to watch and listen closely to what's going on in Hamsterviel's lab.)
Hamsterviel: Well now that you two have had a chance to reunite, let us inform you of why you are both here.
Kolobos: Save your breath, gerbil-face. I already know everything. You think that because Lilo and I are ohana, but not directly related to one another, we are the two that will activate this little diamond of immunity for you, so you can all share infinite power and take over the galaxy.
(Pause, Hamsterviel is shocked at how he knows all this.)
Hamsterviel: Ruby, make sure that little snitch you've got is well and truly taken care of.
Ruby: Yes, sir.
Kolobos: Can I ask you something? (Pause) Why me and Lilo of all people? Did you pick us out specifically, Hamsterviel, because you're familiar with us?
Pestus: Honestly, do you think when I completed the diamond, I wanted you and Lilo to be the ones to activate its power? The diamond was made, and works based on an old parchment, and it is explained that once fully created, it gains a mind of its own, and picks the two it needs to unleash its full capabilities specifically. Now you see, it was never up to me. I didn't pick you and Lilo, the diamond did. If it was up to me then I would've taken the first two defenceless weaklings I found on the street, and gotten this over and done with a long time ago. Now maybe you understand just how long I have waited for this moment. But first what we need to do is scan your body, just to make absolutely sure that you are the second person we've been looking for.
(Pestus picks up a handheld body scanning device, and plugs it into a computer. This brings up a black screen with a human body outline on it. He then connects a wire and clips it to Kolobos's hand, and the computer recognises his body and now shows an X-ray of it.)
Pestus: Usually it only takes one scan for us to know whether or not a person's body successfully responds to the diamond, but since you're a human/alien hybrid, we're concerned that your two differing sets of genes may conflict with each other, leaving us with inconclusive results. So we're going to scan you a few times, at different parts of your body. I think five in total should be enough.
(He takes the diamond out of his pocket and places it in a petri dish on top of the computer. Bonnie looks at it closely from the vent.)
Bonnie: (whispers) So that's the diamond.
Pestus: Just to warn you, these scans are likely to come with little electrical shocks that may hurt.
(Short pause)
Kolobos: You know, I can feel my nerves about to move again. This paralysis serum won't last a lot longer.
(He is then given another shot of it by Hamsterviel, knocking his body out again.)
Hamsterviel: It'll last long enough.
(Now back at the hotel, Angel steadily walks out the medical bedroom.)
Angel: Hey, good news. Sparky's awake.
(Stitch, Jumba and Pleakley quickly run in to see him, with some others following behind. Sparky still lies in bed.)
Stitch: Hey, Sparky.
Sparky: Stitch.
Stitch: It's good to hear your voice, we were starting to worry if you were gonna wake up.
Sparky: Really?
Angel: Well at first you were just sleeping, but after a while you completely lost unconsciousness.
Sparky: Really? How long was I out?
Jumba: A good day and a half.
Pleakley: How are you feeling?
Sparky: Better. I'm still hurting a lot but I can breathe a lot easier than before now. How are you, Angel? How's the baby?
Angel: We're OK. Come on, let's get you in a wheelchair, everyone's been worried sick about you.
(Stitch gets a nearby wheelchair and moves it over to Sparky's bed. Jumba carefully picks him up and sits him down in the wheelchair. Stitch then wheels him into the main room, where everyone claps and welcomes him back in. As Jumba, Pleakley and Angel follow behind, all five of them smile at this.)
Melty: Good to see you awake again, Sparky. You're a strong guy, I'm proud of you.
Sparky: Thanks, Melty. I want to thank all of you for your help and support. If it hadn't been for all of you, I probably wouldn't still be alive so, thanks. I love you guys.
(He then notices Yuna and Sae in the room.)
Sparky: Yuna, Sae, aloha!
Yuna: Hey, Sparky.
Sparky: What are you girls doing here?
Yuna: We're here on vacation with Grandma. We're staying in the room next door.
Sae: Stitch told us what happened to you, how do you feel?
Sparky: A little weak, still, but I don't feel so bad now that I've had time to rest.
Angel: OK well you just continue to take it easy, Sparky. OK?
(The gang is then all startled at the sound of Chris running into the room quickly and looking out of breath.)
All: Chris!
Stitch: Chris, what's wrong? Are you alright?
Chris: They've got him! They've got Kolobos!
(Everyone worriedly gasps and remains silent as Chris talks.)
Chris: They got Clip as well! And I'm really worried because before they captured her, they shot her with something that knocked her to the ground. I didn't see what it was but she seemed to look badly hurt from it.
(He still breathes in and out rapidly, struggling to focus. Stitch walks over and puts his right hand on Chris' right shoulder.)
Stitch: OK, just relax, take it easy. I understand you're scared.
(He now starts to breathe a little easier now.)
Stitch: Listen, Bonnie and Clyde called us earlier today, now we know what Hamsterviel and Ruby want from Lilo, we'll explain it to you in a minute. Did you and Clip find out anything?
Chris: Nothing about Hamsterviel's plan, but we did find out something that you should all know about. Clip and I hid in Leroy's bedroom overnight, hid in his closet. Ruby never came back to the room so he was always alone. Now when we hid in his closet, we found something in there, and when we went out to question him about it... he actually opened up his heart.
Angel: His heart?
Nicki: What are you talking about?
Chris: Nicki, you were right. He's not dangerous.
Nicki: He's not?
Chris: No. He told us everything, there was no lie in his eyes. He's not happy over there with Hamsterviel. He has a heart of goodness and he's looking for a way to get it out. And on top of that... Nicki, he likes you too.
(Pause, Nicki stands still not knowing what to say next.)
Nicki: He... he does?
Chris: Yes. What Clip and I found in his closet was a photo of you. That's what we asked him about and that's what made him open up.
Cobra: OK, how is this even possible when they've never met?
Chris: When he was hiding underground, there was a way that he could keep a watchful eye on us whenever he wanted. But he kept watch on Nicki more than any of us, because he liked her.
Pleakley: So what does this mean? He doesn't love Ruby anymore?
Chris: No, he does. He loves them both, and he has been trying to make it work with Ruby. See, he feels like Hamsterviel is leaving him out of the whole evil scheme that's going on, and when he is wanted, he feels pressured and uncomfortable. Leroy was the one who shot Clip, but Ruby was the one who pressured him to do it, and he didn't know that what was in his blaster had been switched with something else. He thought he was just going to be shooting a net at us.
(Pause, the others now have stunned looks on their faces.)
Angel: My gosh.
Chris: And he's starting to feel so depressed from it all that the outcome that their evil plan supposedly promises isn't what Leroy wants anymore. He's been staying there so that he can finally be with Ruby, but now he doesn't know if she's really returning her love to him anymore. And now that he knows how Nicki feels about him, he's torn between the two. (Pause) Don't you all get it? All he wants is to be loved.
Jumba: Then why does he stay with heart-teasing female and maniacal minded rodent? Why doesn't he leave?
Chris: Because he's scared of them. Hamsterviel, Ruby, the clones, he knows what they did to Stitch. And he's afraid of what they might do to him if he turns his back on them, but he's also afraid that if he tries to become part of our ohana, you guys will turn your backs on him.
(Long pause, everyone, especially Stitch, looks understanding and concerned. Angel then feels an outburst of pain, and holds her stomach while trying to breathe steadily. Stitch turns to attend to her.)
Stitch: Buji-bu? Are you OK?
(She doesn't answer, instead continues to breathe through the pain.)
Stitch: What's wrong? Is it the baby?
(Angel again doesn't say anything, but replies by nodding her head.)
HotShot: Come on, let's take her in the bedroom.
(Stitch and HotShot help Angel walk alone to the medical bedroom, while the others follow behind. In the next shot, we see Angel lying down in the bed, feeling more relaxed. Jumba has just done a check-up on her. Stitch, HotShot, Nani, Pleakley, Yuna and Victoria are all in the room, while the others are all anxiously waiting just outside.)
Yuna: Is she OK, Jumba?
Jumba: Yes, yes, she is fine. She was having a contraction. Discomforting pain that women start experiencing towards end of pregnancy.
Victoria: So what does that mean? Is the baby coming?
Jumba: Not right now, she is not in labour. But this was just first one. From here it depends on how regularly and painfully any further contractions occur. May be a few days, few weeks left, or she may go into labour sometime within the next 24 hours. Just have to wait and see.
(He starts to walk away from her.)
Jumba: We should let Angel rest it off for a moment.
(Agreeing with them, all except Stitch follow Jumba out of the room.)
Stitch: Actually, Yuna...
(Yuna turns her head to Stitch upon hearing her name.)
Stitch: …can you stay? I need to talk to you.
Yuna: Yeah, of course, Stitch.
(She closes the bedroom door after everyone else leaves. She then walks back over to Stitch and Angel and sits down on the floor next to Stitch.)
Yuna: What's up?
Stitch: Well, I know that Angel was in pain because of a contraction, but I can't help but think that maybe she was getting a little freaked out about everything we were just told, you know, about Lilo and Nicki and Leroy, Hamsterviel, Ruby, is that right?
(Angel turns her head to the left to talk to them.)
Angel: Ih. It was a lot to take in, I started feeling worried again.
Yuna: How do you feel now?
Angel: A little better, thank you.
Stitch: Anyway, here's what I wanted to talk to you about. The producers of our show didn't want you to know how Lilo really was... well I think it is time you knew.
(Long pause)
Stitch: As well as being my best friend, Lilo was also my first friend. You know how Hamsterviel raised and trained Leroy to be pure evil but Nicki thinks there is good in him and now Chris says there is good in him? Well, I completely believe them. I believe what Chris said out there, he'd never lie to me, and I believe that he and Clip, and Nicki can help Leroy become the good person that he wants to be because... well his story, is almost the same as mine. Jumba made me to be purely destructive and repulsive, but Lilo saw something else in me, and she helped me find that good side to me that I thought could never be there. (Pause) She helped me find my heart, and then she taught me how to keep it. I learned how to be kind and caring, thoughtful and helpful to others, and yes, there were times when I slipped up, I admit that I'm not perfect, but Lilo's own love for me, her forgiveness, her faith in ohana, they kept me going, they kept me on my feet. They kept me alive, and I mean that literally. There was one time in my life where the love in Lilo's heart actually saved me from death.
(Yuna gives a happy sigh, feeling touched by Stitch's story.)
Stitch: And she taught me about family, and how it's the most important thing anyone can ever have. She helped me find all our cousins, turn them from bad to good, and find the one place they truly belonged, just like she did for me. Now we are all one big ohana, and I love every single person and alien in it. And that's the other thing Lilo taught me about: love. A few years ago I'd never have understood it but now...
(He stands up and puts his right arm around Angel.)
Stitch: … my heart is full of love. And I have the most beautiful buji-bu I could ever ask for. But without Lilo, we might never have thought about it. We might never have been brought together.
(Pause, Yuna now looks very moved.)
Stitch: With Jumba, I may have existed, but without Lilo, I wouldn't be me. I wouldn't be the guy you know, Yuna, I wouldn't be who I am today. (Pause) Without Lilo, I think I'd never have found my heart. And I'd never have found my ohana, and everything and everyone that came with it. (Pause) And if I'd never found any of that... I think I'd never be happy.
(Yuna has now been moved to tears, which fill her eyes.)
Yuna: Stitch, I…
Stitch: Yuna, are you alright?
Yuna: I always knew she was important to you, and Sparky and Felix and Angel… I just didn't know how much she really meant to you.
(Yuna wipes the tears from her eyes. Stitch then gives her a hug.)
Stitch: It's OK. I didn't mean to upset you.
(Sae enters the room.)
Sae: Is everything alright?
Yuna: Yeah, I'm OK.
(Pause, Stitch moves away from Yuna and back over to Angel. Sae then sits down next to Yuna.)
Yuna: Stitch was just telling me about Lilo. And now I understand how important she is to you both, and to your ohana. Now I understand how scared you all are.
(Pause, Yuna now smiles at them.)
Yuna: And I've gotta say, she sounds like a really sweet little girl… a really special friend.
Angel: Ih. Lilo's the loveliest girl I've ever known, and she means everything to us.
(Short pause)
Yuna: Then I will fight to help you save her. I promise.
(Stitch and Angel happily look at each other, and then look back at Yuna. Stitch then raises his little finger at Yuna.)
Stitch: Pinky swear?
(Yuna lifts her right arm and also raises her little finger at Stitch.)
Yuna: Pinky swear.
(Stitch and Yuna lock their little fingers together and shake them.)
Stitch: Thank you. (reassuringly) It's gonna be dangerous, you know.
Yuna: I know.
Sae: Don't you worry, Yuna. (Pause) I've got your back.
Yuna: Thanks, Sae.
(The two smile at each other and shake hands.)
Sae: Well we'd better get going!
Stitch: What?
Sae: That's what I came out to tell you. The whole family heard you talk about how scared you are and how it might be making you feel vulnerable, so nearly everyone's gone out to get Lilo back too.
(Stitch, Angel, Yuna and Sae then walk back into the main room and notices everyone apart from Nosy, Sparky, Nicki and Victoria has left.)
Stitch: How long ago did they leave?
Victoria: About two minutes ago.
Stitch: There's no time to lose. Yuna, Sae, we have to go with them.
Yuna: We're right behind you, Stitch!
Sae: Let's go!
(They head towards the door, but Stitch is stopped by Angel.)
Angel: Please be safe out there. (Pause) I love you so much.
Stitch: I love you too.
(Stitch and Angel kiss, before he continues to head out the room with Yuna and Sae. Meanwhile at the hideout, Pestus attaches the handheld scanner to Kolobos's left arm.)
Hamsterviel: OK. Let's start it up.
(Lilo and Ruby continue to watch on the screen as Pestus pushes a button down on the device. We can hear a buzzing sound as Kolobos's arm is being scanned. This sound wakes Clip up, and she quickly notices herself locked up inside a container)
(As the buzzing is heard for a second time, Clip turns her head towards the screen and sees what's going on in Hamsterviel's lab. A sudden electrical shock is soon heard, as well as a small cry of pain from Kolobos. She jumps slightly at the sound, and then looks deeply worried, as does Lilo.)
(In the lab, Pestus moves the scanner and clamps it onto Kolobos's left leg.)
Pestus: OK, test number three. The left leg.
Lilo: No, stop it! You're hurting him!
(Ignoring her, Pestus moves the scanner down Kolobos's leg, causing another electrical shock as he does. He cries out in pain again, the second time feeling more painful than the first. Lilo continues to worry, and Ruby starts to look angry with her.)
Lilo: Stop it!
Ruby: Oh, be quiet, you little brat!
(Clip becomes offended at Ruby's words, and then turns back to the screen where she sees Pestus scanning Kolobos for the fourth time. The buzzing scan causes Kolobos to cry out in pain again, and seeing this, Clip continues to feel worried, and now also determined. She looks at the cuffs locking her hands together, and starts using them to hit the glass container she's inside, hoping to break it open. We can also hear her fingernails spinning around like blades inside.)
(Inside the lab, Pestus attaches the scanner to Kolobos's chest for the final test.)
Pestus: Last one.
(Short pause, Kolobos breathes steadily while Hamsterviel and the Leroys look at him and Pestus. Lilo and Ruby also watch closely on the screen, while Bonnie watches from the vent.)
Hamsterviel: Do it.
Lilo: NO!
(Across the room, Clip still hits inside the glass cage with all her strength. Her previous strikes have left some scratches on it. In the lab, Pestus presses the button to start the device, and its scanning instantly shocks Kolobos, causing him to scream in pain again. It sounds like the most painful shock of them all, and Lilo, Bonnie and Clip look on feeling deeply worried. Ruby, Hamsterviel and Pestus all look confident as they switch the scanner off and remove it from Kolobos. After this, he breathes in and out heavily, while Hamsterviel speaks to Ruby on the videophone again.)
Hamsterviel: Tests are all done, English is still alive. We'll call you back with results momentarily.
(Hamsterviel disconnects here. A look of sadness in her eyes, Lilo shakes and lowers her head.)
Lilo: No…
(Ruby puts her hand on Lilo's shoulders, turns her head, and pretends to comfort her.)
Ruby: Aww, don't be sad. You know he survived. You'll see each other again for a brief moment…
(She starts to speak more evilly now.)
Ruby: …before we use you two to activate the diamond, gain infinitely supreme power, then seize control of the galaxy and then destroy every lifeform on yours, and all your pet aliens', planets!
(Ruby giggles menacingly as the phone rings. She answers it to Hamsterviel again.)
Ruby: Tell me the good news!
(Long pause)
Hamsterviel: It's not him.
(Short pause, Ruby looks gobsmacked.)
Ruby: WHAT? What are you talking about?
Hamsterviel: What can I say? We got the wrong guy.
Ruby: THE WRONG GUY? WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE GOT THE WRONG GUY?
Hamsterviel: We have run scans from his arms, legs and chest twice! None of them respond!
(Hamsterviel presses five buttons that show the results from Kolobos's body scans. The computer shows how they are all unresponsive with the diamond.)
Hamsterviel: You see!
(Ruby facepalms and growls in frustration.)
Ruby: Well now what do we do?
Hamsterviel: What do you mean? There's nothing else we can do with him, he's not the one we're looking for. (To the clones) Let him go while he's still paralysed.
Clone: You got it. Come on, guys, let's get him outta here.
(The group of ten clones walk to Kolobos's side to pick him up. Two grab one of his arms before he signals them to stop.)
Kolobos: It's alright, guys, don't worry about it.
(Kolobos forces hold of each clone in his hands.)
Kolobos: I'll let myself out.
(He then hoists them both up, knocking their heads together and leaving them unconscious. As the other clones strike, he swings the two in his hand to hit them, as well as karate kicking some of the others, sending them all flying across the room.)  
Hamsterviel: Ahh! Shoot him! Shoot him again!
(Pestus fires the gun again, hitting Kolobos in the chest three times. This stops the Leroys attacking for a moment, but Kolobos looks at Pestus and smiles, before revealing that he has not been affected by the shots by continuing to grab the clones and throw them around the room.)
Hamsterviel: (screams) Duck and cover!
(Hamsterviel and Pestus both duck as two head in their way. Kolobos then throws one of the clones in his hand at the videophone screen, causing Ruby to flinch backwards in the other room. He then throws the over at a shelf full of formulas and other equipment. The impact knocks nearly everything off the shelf, with one object knocking the diamond off the computer. Then noticing it fall, he runs and takes a jump at the diamond, reaching his arm out for it.)
Kolobos: And I'll take that!
(He dashes past Hamsterviel and Pestus, grabs the diamond, and runs out of the lab.)
Hamsterviel: What just happened? I thought he was paralysed!
Pestus: Well I definitely shot him with the formula and he went out cold!
(Pestus get up and picks up the beaker storing the formula, which hadn't fallen off the shelf.)
Pestus: Maybe I didn't give him enough of it or something or…
(He then sniffs it and gasps in shock.)
Hamsterviel: What?
Pestus: This isn't it.
Hamsterviel: What?
Pestus: This isn't the paralysis formula.
Hamsterviel: It's not?
Pestus: Drink it!
Hamsterviel: Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm not going to drink any of that-
(Pestus moves the beaker down and pours some of the liquid inside into Hamsterviel's mouth. He then promptly spits it out, now also shocked.)
Hamsterviel: It's juice.
(Above the lab, Bonnie is watching them in the vent with a big smile on her face. She holds and looks at her drinks bottle, which contains the formula after previously switching it with her juice.)
Hamsterviel: IT'S BLACKCURRANT JUICE!
Bonnie: (whispers) Yes!
(Down the hall, Kolobos reaches the end and is about to turn right to the imprisonment room, but is stopped by a group of five Leroy clones, all carrying blasters, jumping out from behind the corner. This causes him to slightly jump backwards, and then runs back to the hall as they start shooting. When the clones catch up, Kolobos uses his fire to melt their blasters, but ends up running out of it in the process.)
Kolobos: No! My flames are out!
(Seeing this, the five jump at him, and he uses his kung fu skills to fight them off. Back in the imprisonment room, Ruby still speaks to Hamsterviel through the videophone.)
Hamsterviel: He tricked us! He was faking it the whole time!
(Ruby then angrily hangs up on Hamsterviel.)
Ruby: Oh, darn that Kolobos! I swear the next time I see him in the face, I'm gonna really take him out!
Clip: (from behind) Not if I take you out first!
(Ruby then turns around to notice Clip. Spinning her nails around inside, Clip breaks free from her cuffs, and then smashes her fist through the glass cage and jumps out.)
Ruby: Step back!
Clip: Cut Lilo loose!
Ruby: I'm warning you, step BACK!
Clip: Let her GO, Ruby!
(Ruby leaps back to the desk, quickly takes a blaster out of a draw below the big screen, and points it at Clip.)
Ruby: Do not make this my only choice!
(After standing still and staring at her for a few seconds, Clip continues to walk over to Ruby, who begins to walk back closer to Clip, shooting her gun at her while doing so. As Ruby fires, Clip's fingernails once again start spinning around together like small blades, and they deflect or destroy all the plasma bullets.)
(When Ruby's gun runs out of ammunition, she is face to face with Clip again. Clip then uses her nails to shatter the blaster in Ruby's hands into pieces, and ends up also breaking Ruby's fingernails in the process.)
Ruby: You broke my nails!
(Ruby swings her fist at Clip, who blocks it with her hand.)
Clip: They were hideous!
(Clip then punches Ruby in the face, and sends her flying across the room. She lands against the wall and flops there, exhausted.)
Lilo: Clip!
(Hearing her, Clip runs over to Lilo and hugs her.)
Clip: Lilo, are you alright?
Lilo: Yeah, I'm fine. Are you OK? Those bullets didn't hurt you, did they?
Clip: Well, one did... but I'll be fine. Don't you worry. (Pause) Now come on, Lilo. Let's get you out of these ropes.
(She lifts her hands up and spins her nails around like blades again, making Lilo look and feel happy and relieved. Back outside, Bonnie moves through the vent and finds Clyde.)
Bonnie: Clyde! It worked! My switching the formula plan worked!
Clyde: Bonnie, that's amazing!
(They both look down to see Kolobos still fighting the clones.)
Bonnie: Come on, let's go down and help him!
Clyde: I can't. I'm stuck!
Bonnie: What?
Clyde: I don't know how I did it, but I've tried everything, Bonnie, and I really can't get out this thing!
Bonnie: Alright, hang on. I'll get you out!
(She grabs his left hand and starts to pull him. Down below in the hall, one of the clones pushes a button outside the first clone storage room, which opens the door and releases about 20 unarmed clones all at once. They all move in on Kolobos, who continues trying to hold them off with kung fu. He struggles to fight them all at once, but then they all hear the door open, and Yuna and Sae run in.)
Yuna: Kolobos!
(They all turn to see them.)
Kolobos: Yuna! Sae!
(The two girls run up to the pack and when they reach them, they each kick a clone across the room. They then both meet with Kolobos, and together all three use their kung fu and karate skills swiftly and impressively to take out the rest of the clones. They finish by picking up one clone each, and then swinging them around to clunk their heads together, knocking them all out.)
Kolobos: Good job!
Sae: Looks like we got here at the right time!
(The three then notice Hamsterviel, Pestus and the same clones from their office appear and walk towards them.)
Yuna: We'll hold them off. You go get Lilo out of here.
(Kolobos runs off to the imprisonment room, while Yuna and Sae walk up to the villains, blocking the path for them.)
Yuna: Stitch was right. You are real!
Sae: And you do look like a gerbil.
Pestus: What?
Clone: Who are these people?
Hamsterviel: Wait! (Pause) I've seen you on the TV! I know you!
Yuna: (sarcastic) Wow, you're clever!
Hamsterviel: And I suppose you think you are too? Well, look behind you!
(Yuna and Sae turn around to notice a pack of 100 clones behind them, closing in and forcing them to back away.)
Hamsterviel: 100 of my trusted minions against you two! What are you going to do now?
(He laughs evilly for a quick moment, until he is stopped by the sound of his ship's door being blasted open by plasma gunfire. Jumba then runs in screaming and shooting ahead, with Pleakley, Cobra, Chris and Nani following in behind. Stitch, however, does not run in with them. Hamsterviel growls at the sight of them all.)
Hamsterviel: Get them! Get them all!
(Both the Leroys and the ohana charge at one another, aiming to fight each other off. Meanwhile, in the imprisonment room, Ruby picks herself up and hears a bang on the door, as do Clip and Lilo. The second time, Kolobos successfully kicks the door open.)
Lilo and Clip: Kolobos!
(He then walks in, and a furious Ruby starts walking up to him.)
Ruby: YOU! YOU FAKED! The paralysis, the shaky reactions, you faked it! You faked the whole thing!
(Without turning his head, Kolobos simply kicks Ruby behind him across the room. She lands against the wall again, hitting her head on impact. Kolobos then continues to walk over to Lilo, kneeling down and hugging her when he does.)
Kolobos: Lilo.
Lilo: Kolobos. You're OK.
Kolobos: That's not so important. What matters is that you're not hurt.
Clip: Kolobos, we've got a problem.
Kolobos: What is it, Clip?
Clip: It's these ropes. I've tried but I can't break them apart.
Ruby: And you won't.
(Clip and Kolobos turn back around to see Ruby pick herself up again.)
Ruby: They're custom made – by me. Those ropes have a strong layer of fine metal fitted in them, and are not only knotted together with the tips cut off, but they also lock together using magnets.
Kolobos: Let me guess. You used neodymium magnets again?
Ruby: You're darn right I did! You can't physically untie Lilo with your hands, you're gonna need to burn those ropes to break 'em apart.
Clone #1: (from outside the room) That's right!
(At that moment, a pack of 150 clones open the door, some of them already walking in.)
Clone #1: And you just burned out all your fire power!
Ruby: Surround them!
(The clones rush in all at once, one of two of them running into Ruby on their way past. This once again knocks her over, this time into the computer screen desktop, where she hits her skull on the side of it.)
Ruby: (dazed) Owww, now that one hurt.
(She then flops on the floor, having now been knocked out. All 150 clones fill the room, surrounding Clip, Kolobos, and Lilo. They all point their blasters at them. Kolobos then takes out his blaster and moves it around in front of him, aiming at the pack. This persuades one angry clone in particular to step up to him.)
Clone #1: Put it down.
(Kolobos doesn't obey, instead he readies his gun to shoot and aims it at the clone, who aims his guns back at Kolobos.)
Clone #1: I'm warning you, Kolobos, put down your blaster!
Kolobos: Or what? What are you gonna do if I don't? You can't kill me because I'm immortal. You can't kill Lilo because you need her to be alive for your plans to work.
(Short pause, the clone then lowers his two guns.)
Clone #1: OK. OK, Kolobos, you're right. I can't kill you, or Lilo...
(It then moves over to Clip, grabs hold of her right hand and squeezes it, causing her to flinch.)
Clone #1: …but I can kill this one. Or maybe just hurt her a little bit.
(Off screen, he then slowly twists Clip's hand and arm around, causing her to scream and cry in pain. Kolobos watches them in anger.)
Kolobos: Alright! Alright! Stop it!
Clone #1: Put down your blaster!
(Upon this request, Kolobos slowly steps backwards, noticing a gold coloured record sticking out of the computer on the desk. He then drops his blaster behind him, which one of the clones takes.)
Clone #1: Now get down on your knees!
Kolobos: You let go of Clip's hand first!
(They both stare at each other for a few seconds.)
Kolobos: You do that, I'll do anything you ask after that.
Clone #1: Fine.
(The clone lets go of Clip's hand, causing her to sigh deeply in relief. Kolobos then gets on his knees as clones move closer to him.)
Kolobos: (whispering) Clip, are you alright?
Clip: (whispering) Yeah, I'm fine.
Kolobos: (whispering) Stay calm. I've got an idea.
Clone #1: Now open your arms.
(Kolobos follows orders and slowly opens up his arms, moving his right arm behind Clip. She now also notices the gold record and realises Kolobos's plan.)
Clone #1: Restraints!
(As a handful of clones charge at Kolobos, Clip instantly falls back into a ball and into his hand. Then he lunges her all across the room, before the clones grab each of his arms and lock his hands in cuffs. As Clip flies across the room, she unrolls herself and lands on a button that inserts the record into the machine. She then jumps up into the vent and runs out of sight.)
(The record starts playing a live version of Are You Lonesome Tonight by Elvis Presley. As a number of clones run over to turn it off, all but one stop when Elvis starts singing on the record. One of them jumps up onto the desk and tries, unsuccessfully, to turn the record off.)
Clone #2: Hey, guys, I don't know how to turn it off!
Clone #3: Then don't. I like this song.
(Outside in the hall, the others continue to fight off the clones. The original Leroy comes out of his bedroom to see what's happening. As clones move and fly around everywhere, he dodges past them to reach Hamsterviel, to tries to reach the button on the wall outside the first clone storage room.)
Leroy: What the heck is going on here?
Hamsterviel: (angrily) Isn't it obvious to a non-blind creature? Lift me up!
(With a somewhat grumpy look on his face, Leroy grabs Hamsterviel by his ears.)
Hamsterviel: NOT BY THE-
(Before he can finish, Leroy lifts him up for him to reach the button.)
Hamsterviel: Oh, never mind.
(He pushes the outside button, but when the door opens, the room is now empty.)
Hamsterviel: What, that's it? Where the blitz are the rest of them?
(In the imprisonment room, all the clones are standing still, blissfully listening to the Elvis record. It is soon revealed that the song is the "laughing version" of Are You Lonesome Tonight, and at the point where Elvis sings "Do you gaze at your bald head, and wish you had hair?", and then begins laughing, some of the Leroys begin to giggle, with more soon following.)
(After the song's line "Someone said the world's a stage and each must play a part", all the clones in the room have now started laughing, and as soon as Elvis bursts into laughter on the record, several of the Leroys now start laughing loudly and raucously. Kolobos and Lilo are also laughing at the song. This continues throughout the song as it plays, with the Leroys barely trying to control themselves.)
(Meanwhile, outside in the hall, the other batch of clones have stopped the others in their tracks. Nani, Cobra, Jumba, Pleakley, Chris, Yuna and Sae are all locked on floats with their hands in cuffs.)
Hamsterviel: You fight as hard as you feel, but ultimately I knew you were no match for my Leroy army!
(He then suddenly stops talking, turning his head to hear the faint sound of laughter.)
Hamsterviel: What is that?
(Back inside that room, the song is at the final chorus and the clones are still laughing hysterically. Hamsterviel and Leroy arrive with the ohana, and upon opening the door, Hamsterviel is shocked and furious at what he sees.)
Hamsterviel: What the... (to Leroy) Move them inside.
(Leroy takes out a remote control and uses it to move those locked on floats inside the room. Hamsterviel then takes out a blaster gun and starts shooting it at the ceiling, effectively starting to silence the laughter.)
Hamsterviel: THAT'S IT! ALL OF YOU, GET OUT OF HERE NOW!
(He then starts shooting at the floor, causing the Leroys to start scattering away out the door. Many of them are still giggling as they exit.)
Hamsterviel: GO ON! STUPID PACK OF HYENAS, GET OUT! ALL OF YOU!
(He then turns to Ruby, who is just recovering from her head bumps.)
Hamsterviel: How could you let this happen?
Ruby: Huh... wha?
(Rather than say anything, Hamsterviel simply grumbles and takes the record out of the desktop machine.)
Leroy: It's alright, I'll take that record from you, sir.
(He takes the record from him and puts it above him back on the desktop. He then helps Ruby to her feet.)
Leroy: You OK, honey?
Ruby: Yeah. Yeah I'm fine.
Leroy: You sure? You don't wanna go lie down?
Ruby: No, thank you hun. I'm OK.
(Leroy then uses his controls to move the others over to Kolobos and Lilo, who turn to the others to speak to them.)
Lilo: What happened, Nani? Did they get you?
Nani: No. When Chris came back without Kolobos or Clip we were worried they'd gotten to all of you. So we came to help.
Hamsterviel: Is this everyone?
Leroy: Yeah, that's all we found.
Hamsterviel: Have you done any scans on these ones?
Leroy: Yes, we have. Just gonna go and check them right now.
Hamsterviel: While you're at it, take that back, would you?
(Hamsterviel throws Leroy the diamond, which he catches in his hand.)
Hamsterviel: Put it somewhere where nobody else will find it.
Leroy: Yes sir.
(Leroy exits the room, leaving Hamsterviel and Ruby to walk over to the others and talk to them all.)
Learning how much Lilo means to Stitch, Yuna and Sae agree to help him rescue her from evil clutches. And Kolobos is OK, but a third rescue attempt for him, and most of the ohana, ends in them all by seized by Hamsterviel. Will they all escape? Part 9 will explain!

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